curtisplease: curtisplease: And then he ran into my dick…he ran into my dick ten times. He had it cumming
whorville: I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
Scared for my future.
Anonymous asked: um you are super cute, life is not fair, sigh
rachaeldowd: Someone had to post this.
Becoming Who I Am
”Coming out of the closet” is a phrase that is used by people who are essentially “coming out” about their personal sexuality to their family and peers. My personal coming out story is essentially sad, scary, courageous, and anti-climactic. I came out of the closet sometime is October of 2011, after two months of college life. Although I am not sure exactly what...
OKOKOKOKOK. I'm gonna post my coming out story...
Also. Don’t judge me. This was a long time ago. (it might not be grammatically correct)… but I want everyone’s input!
rivalhyuu: tumboy: So I saw the picture of...
Does anyone remember last year when I wrote that...
I found it!! and It made me cry with all the comments that my professor wrote on it. Should I publish it on tumblr?
teacher: don't bullshit this essay
me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay
takethewesttraintopanicstation: On a scale from Will Smith to Amanda Bynes how much have you changed in the past 10 years
Please don't get tired of me.
It happens every time. People lose interest in me. They get tired of me. Suddenly, they don’t bother hitting me up anymore. The conversations become shorter. They forget about me and I just become a distant memory. I wonder if it’s my fault sometimes. But then I realize that people never stay in my life. And there’s nothing I can do about it.
My friend just apologized for him being bitchy
Dan: I'm sorry I was bitchy earlier
Me: you apologizing for being bitchy is like a fish apologizing for swimming.
Me: everyone knows the fish swims,
And most people just accept it
Me: then there are people like me that hate fish. Go fuck yourself.
So that last line didnt actually happen, but I wish it did.
pimpeta-slap: internetexplorers: internetexplorers: are you my big toe? because i’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house OH MY FUCKING GOD